Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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