Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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