I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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