There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You did what with his pubic hair?
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