I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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