I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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