put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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