This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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