Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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