Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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