in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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