She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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