just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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