Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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