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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this just has baby written all over it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
