I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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