Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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