friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need a beard to bite.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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