nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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