She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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