New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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