In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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