its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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