I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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