What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
