I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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