Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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