So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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