When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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