Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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