Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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