Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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