Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
please come you make the beer taste better
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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