dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he puts the penis in happiness.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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