I wanna passion pit in your ass
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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