It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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