They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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