He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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