WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
