Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
