If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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