Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
