im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
