just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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