Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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