All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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