I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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