She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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