I am puke
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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