Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
When are your genitals available?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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