I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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