Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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