The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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