He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
and you fell through a lawn chair
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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