Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i permit you to call me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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