We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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